Hobo Party
hoboparty
Keshena, WI 54135
United States
hoboduke
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The newsletter is available for a free introductory offer. You will recieve your 1st issue via email as pdf file attached.
There are 2 ways to continue your information direct from the best hoboes after your free issue. You can pay to subscribe to continue to receive the newsletter, or you can pay protection money so we stop emailing you the newsletter you don't want.
Spring issue focuses on how to save on taxes, Summer issue focuses on free travel, Fall issue focuses on college sports and free loading on campus, Winter issue focuses on holiday gifts you can find in congressional dumpsters.
The current subscription cost is $5.00 for annual delivery. Mail cash of US currency. This is cheap and easy like I wanted my dates to be. (Obviously, they really were never cheap or easy!)
Learn how to live better by becoming poor slower
We need to get through another day without a government bail out or a government handout. Social Security numbers are a waste of time since people steal them! We won't get anything from "social insecurity" but trouble. Forget your number, and forget your plans based on the government helping us for anything. Welcome to hoboparty! We will let you learn from the lessons of those that rode the rails and blazed the trails.
We don"t want your credit card, paypal, or social security number just cash. Send us email hoboduke@hoboparty.com to get started. We don't need any money now!
Private hoboparty advice available
Hobo Duke knows the best soothesayers, gypsy fortune tellers, palm readers, bar fly lawyers, and preachers around. You can't stump him with a question! The answers you get are wonderful keepsakes that are normally 3 sentences and quote somebody that is out of jail.
hobo exchange program
Be the first in your town to have your own hobo that you sponsor! We will supply you with a photo, and updates on how much your hobo appreciates your money for booze, smokes, and gambling.
International communication is vital for world peace. We want to bring hoboes from Africa, India, China, and Russia for an international exchange of ideas. We are working on hosting this at Obamaville near the Chicago Railyard. Your donations will be wasted on most of us drinking beer and talking about how to organize this exchange that will never happen. Less expensive than UN, and it will be more fun!
Hobo Hedge Fund
Jailhouse advice from the former bigwheels of wallstreet on how to win their game. Bernie Madoff investors give their last $5.00 for our newsletter.
Prison Pen Pals
Latest news from your governors, senators, congressmen, from behind bars, and we give you visiting hours to see your tax dollars at work. It's worth $5.00 to let them know you are free as a bird.
Hobo Stew News
Earl and Ken fight over every buffalo wing, and guzzle every beer to beat the other! Don't look for any role models here. If it ain't nailed down, they will eat it or steal it. $5,00 is not a lot of cabbage for this stew.
Hobo Travel
Leave your troubles behind as you see the world as few can as hoboes! Larry the railyard bird, and Frank the towel boy from the Cripple Creek bordello give the iron rail tips that make $5.00 chump change.
Hobo Lobbyist
We take you behind the scenes of how things can get done for you with your own lobbyist Uncle Stosh. If you have $25,000, then he will help you until the money is gone by morning. For a lousy $5.00 see the hobo jungle from Manhattan to DC.
Hobo match maker
Moms and dads if you gave up on your son or daughter ever getting married in your lifetime, there is good news!
We can post their information in our newsletter personal section. They will be posted on our website for all to see! Don't expect any results for at least until we get the $100.00 for this service. We know you're desparate to get them out of the house! When they find out what you did, they will be on the move!
hoboparty
Keshena, WI 54135
United States
hoboduke
