Hobo Party

We know how to move up from peanut butter to caviar!  You can be king of the heap or settle in to a warm sleep like a baby!  Let us help you with our news on hoboes.

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We are extending an honorary hobo induction to Al Gore.  He's getting a little too wide to fit into a box car, but he can ride the flat car.  Al is part of the flat earth society anyway, and his beliefs in global cooling are shared by many hoboes who feel left out in the cold!

We are extending an invitation to former governor Sarah Palin to join the hobo party.  We are more respecatable than Republicans, and won't roll you in your sleep for dough like them Democrats.  The annual nomination of presidential candidate will be near the Chicago Railyard, and we will save some hobo stew for her and family!  It would be great to get some vensison jerky and a bear hide at the hobo jungle!

A lot of former governors, senators, congressmen, and police chiefs wind up in prison.  It seems honesty does not pay!  We hope Sarah gets out of town before everyone in Alaska decides honesty is the best policy.  Why start now?

We volunteer to become community organziers!  We ain't nuts like ACORN!  We are DIP.  Displaced Invisible People ain't seen by the reporters!  We think there's 7 or 8 million of us that lost a place to live, lost a job, lost a button, and ain't been invited to any town hall meetings by the President.  Anyway, if we play our cards right, we can get maybe 1 billion dollars to organize the DIP. 

Rumor been traveling over the rails that Obamaville is almost ready to open.  It's not as nice as Hooverville was, but it is eco friendly.  Anyone who dies there will be buried in the garden to help grow food!  We think they spent a billion or more on swine flu. I understand maybe 50 people died of flu, rest died waiting for stimulus money.  Just give us the whole hog, and keep the shots for yourself. 

Team Hobo 

Hobo Duke knows the best joints from Cripple Creek to Iron Mountain.

Earl "hanky panky" and Ken "baron von munchausen"  are modern cavemen. 

Ali Babel is the man of many words and no results for your financial security.  He worked for Cramer's crew and skipped out before paying the bill at lots of swank joints. It's great to see him shovel the fertilizer that don't grow nothing but trouble.

Millie the moocher knows the best restaurant dumpsters and has a howling good time .

Larry and Frank fight their way across the iron rails!  These guys know how to get it done!

Uncle Stosh has lost more money, drank more liquor, and passed out in more high class joints than the current crop of congressmen.

We are adding a gossip column and this spot belongs to anyone who attends the Michael Jackson memorial service at the Staple Center.  We loved the Staple family singers, but we really been out of touch since Jimmy Durante.