Hobo Party

Welcome hoboes!  If you have just accepted your new hobo status, then let us guide you to be the best hobo you can be.

Don't worry about the money you owe.   Our president sure don't worry about it.

If you have any money left, don't go near a bank.  They suck up money faster than a soldier on leave.

Thanks to our current government policies, the banks have just a few billion bucks still wet off the press. Banks are required to empty our wallets with fees, penalties, and good old fashioned bank robbery right in the bank!

Leave the begging for our congressmen and senators.  We can be free to be hoboes.

If the taxes are more than the income, don't worry.  Dust off your walking shoes and head to Mexico.  The last guy in town turn off the lights.

Own Your Freedom

1. Remember freedom is a choice.  Our iron rail veterans share Hobo Trail.

2. Lose the troubles of money.  Learn how in our our Hobo Hedge Fund.

3. Keep in touch with your elected officials.  Use our Prison Pen Pal service.

4. When you want to relax from the hectic pace of hobo life, visit Washington D.C. to see how real free loaders ride high on the hog.  Visit your Hobo Lobbyist.

5. If you worship food and booze, come in.  Binge every day until passing out.  If your body is a temple of lard, then visit hobo joints plus recipes in Hobo Stew.

Don't buy a stamp, send email

Look this over and tell old hoboduke@hoboparty.com how you hobo.

We will be doing some work, but not too much on this site.  We accept recipes, hobo experiences, but we don't want anyone preaching about how to save the world.  It's too late for that.

We have future hoboes currently serving around the world for the armed forces of these United States.  Say a prayer and save a bowl of hobo stew for our future hoboes
Poochie the mutt hangs out with Millie the moocher coonhound.